Surf Report Classic Tee — White

Built with local surf humor, summer-season frustration, and unmistakable Dead Reckoning attitude, the Surf Report Classic Unisex Tee is made for anyone who has checked the forecast, seen the crowd, and immediately reconsidered their plans.

This white unisex tee features the Dead Reckoning front logo and larger Surf Report artwork across the back. Styled like a vintage coastal forecast board, the design lists a water temperature of 78 degrees, an unbearable crowd level, thousands of tourists, and zero remaining patience.

A shark fin cuts through the water beside an open cooler and scattered cans, while traditional floral details frame the phrase “Conditions Deteriorating.”

Printed using sublimation, the artwork becomes part of the shirt fibers rather than creating a raised layer on top. This gives the graphic a smooth, lightweight feel while preserving the vintage color, detailed linework, and worn coastal character of the original artwork.

The Classic Tee offers an easy unisex fit suited for warm weather, beach days, surf checks, boating, local events, travel, and everyday casual wear.

Because sublimation interacts directly with the garment fibers, color and detail may vary slightly between individual shirts.

Product Type: Classic Tee

Color: White

Fit: Unisex fit; runs small — order 1–2 sizes up

Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex

Production Method: Sublimation

Graphic Application: Sublimated design infused into the fabric

Design: Surf Report artwork

Feel: Lightweight, smooth, flexible

Best For: Everyday casual wear, fishing, boating, beach trips, oyster roasts, travel, outdoor adventures, and warm-weather use

How to Use:

• Select your shirt size
• Select your preferred shirt color
• Wear for everyday casual use, fishing, boating, beach trips, travel, and outdoor adventures

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold
• Turn garment inside out before washing
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on graphics
• Avoid high heat to maximize graphic longevity

Surf Report was created as a playful take on what summer conditions can really feel like in a busy coastal town. The design begins like a standard surf forecast, but instead of swell height and wind direction, it measures the things locals notice first: warm water, packed beaches, endless visitors, and rapidly disappearing patience. The shark fin adds exaggerated danger to the scene, while the floating cooler and scattered cans suggest that the real deterioration has less to do with the ocean and more to do with everything happening around it. “Conditions Deteriorating” captures the moment when a peaceful surf check turns into crowded parking, packed lineups, and the realization that everyone else had the same idea. Surf Report is not meant to take local frustration too seriously. It is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to tourist season, beach-town humor, and the people who know that sometimes the most accurate report has nothing to do with the waves.