Surf Report Sticker

Surf Report is a Dead Reckoning Apparel sticker built around surf-town chaos, crowded beaches, and conditions that are clearly deteriorating.

Featuring a tongue-in-cheek report with water temp, crowd level, tourists, and patience, this design brings humor and attitude to the Locals Only collection. It is made for the ones who check the forecast, know the lineup, and can spot tourist season from a mile away.

Printed in full color on waterproof printable vinyl and finished with a protective vinyl laminate, this sticker is made for coolers, tumblers, laptops, notebooks, water bottles, car bumpers, surf gear, and everyday carry.

Sticker size: 4" x 2.48"

Graphic appearance, cut lines, and sizing may vary slightly due to the handmade production process.

Includes one Surf Report sticker

Size: 4" x 2.48"

Full-color waterproof vinyl sticker

Finished with protective vinyl laminate

UV resistant up to 2 years

Durable for tumblers, coolers, laptops, notebooks, car bumpers, water bottles, surf gear, and outdoor gear

Precision-cut using a compatible cutting machine

Handmade in small batches

Original Dead Reckoning Apparel artwork

Peel the sticker from the backing and apply it to a clean, dry, smooth surface.

For best results, clean the surface before applying, let it dry completely, then press firmly from the center outward to smooth out air bubbles. Allow the sticker to bond before exposing it to heavy water or outdoor wear.

Great for coolers, tumblers, water bottles, laptops, notebooks, car windows, bumpers, surf gear, travel cases, and toolboxes.

Surf Report is a joke for anyone who has watched a good beach day turn into absolute chaos.

Instead of tracking perfect swell and clean conditions, this report measures the things locals really notice during peak season: crowd level, tourists, patience, and how fast the vibe starts falling apart. The shark fin, floating cans, cooler, and “conditions deteriorating” banner give the design its humor, attitude, and coastal grit.

It is part surf forecast, part warning label, and part inside joke for the ones who know exactly what happens when the beach gets overrun.

For the ones who know the real conditions before anyone checks the report.